We Don't Have a Chimney

a song—indie/acoustic—key of Em

we don't have a chimney,

how's Santa gonna come?

should we give him a key

so he can enter our home?

how're we gonna get presents?

our candy and toys?

we'll be the brunt of the laughing

of all the girls and the boys

yeah, we don't have a chimney

we don't have a stove

our doors and windows are locked, now—

how's Santa gonna come?

it's the night before Christmas

mommy's sipping her nog

daddy's lapping his lager—

and the furnace isn't on

yeah, we don't have a chimney—

how's Santa gonna come?

we have no reason to party

for the birth of the Son

yeah, we don't have a chimney

we don't have a stove

our doors and windows are locked, now—

how's Santa gonna come?

the clock says eleven

it's time for bed

but i still have this worry

running 'round in my head

there may not be fire

but it's still like our home

but we don't have a chimney—

how's Santa gonna come?